Why North American Relationships are Falling Apart

As many of you are aware, relationships in North America are lasting for shorter and shorter amounts of time continuously. I strongly believe that the main cause of this is the improper use of pick-up lines. Now, before you go to get a straight jacket (which would be put to better use on someone like Hailey) , listen for a second. I do have reasoning behind this theory. Which is why I have decided to inform you and all those poor people who are headed for disaster because they don't even suspect that one wrong pick up line could ruin their relationship how not to use a pick-up line. I suggest you take my advice. I don't need it.