A Fond Farewell

Well, unfortunately this is my last post EVER since it is the last day of junior high!! Yeehaw!
I'm not gonna give you a pick-up line, just some heart-warming advice.

First and foremost, thanks to all of my loyal followers that have supported me in my entreprenueurial (or something like that) undertaking to create this blog. I hope I helped you as much as you helped me.

Second, life is a journey and so is learning how to use pick-up lines. Don't get frustrated if you fail once or twice (or a lot) at the start. Just keep trying. Never give up!

And finally, remember, never date/propose to/marry anyone who responds well to one of your pick-up lines.


See you in highschool,

Or as my friend Tigger would say, TTFN!

ZITA

P.S. A friend is someone who knows the pick-up line of your heart, and says it back to you when you forget the words.

Pick Up Line Number 6

Pick up line number six (pick up line number six)





Were you arrested? It must be illegal to look that good!





Wow,this is mind-blowingly bad. Better not use it...

1. Sure you might naturally be attracted to the bad girls. Despite that, dating criminals is bad news. Did you not just see that red flag go up???

2. The girl could easily take this as a sarcastic comment. Or be offended by your comparison of her to a thief.

3. If they did just get arrested recently, they'll find this comment kinda creepy as it will appear that you are stalking them. Nobody wants to go out with a stalker.

So there you have it. Don't use it.

Pick-Up Line Number 5

The 5th one...

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Not good at all. Here's why.

1. Play is instantly related to player. Not a good way to get a girl. A girl wants loyalty! (Claudia and Bimby, who are here in my studio, agree)
2. Baseball players chew tobacco. Very unattractive and not gonna get you that kiss from that special someone.
3. If you're busy playing baseball, when will you take time to focus on the girl? When they're cheerleading?? Not enough.

So...kapeesh???

Pick-Up Line Number 4

This is the fourth pick-up line you should NEVER EVER use!!!

ARE YOU FROM OUTER SPACE? 'CUZ YOU'RE OUTA MY WORLD!

By now, you should have caught on by now that there are multiple reasons you shouldn't use this one. But since I'm the understanding, patient, skilled blogger that you all know and love, I'll lay this one out for those of you who are slower to catch on. Here we go again...

1. You really shoulda gotten over the whole "cooties" thing by now. Honestly, GROW UP!!! But since you still think that girls have cooties, I gotta ask,"How did you get a date???" I gotta congratulate you on that because seriously, that takes skill for someone like you. Or a really desperate girl...Anyways, girls don't have cooties, which this line implies, therefore not a good line.
2. This could come across as being slightly racist. Some overly eager people might think you're discriminating against Extra-Terrestrials. Martians, Plutonians, the whole lot. Let's not get a planetary war going here.
3. No one wants to be associated with little one-eyed, green-skinned, hairless creatures.

Don't use this line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got it???

Pick-up Line Number 3

Here's the third pick-up line you SHOULD NOT USE!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Now, this could be a great pick-up line if used in the right context and spoken to the right person and said with the right romantic tone. But that is very difficult to do for an amateur. I STRONGLY DISRECOMMEND IT!! Here is why:

1. Anyone who thinks you can just fall from heaven, like off a cloud or something, needs serious counselling. It is logically impossible.
2. Say it was possible to fall from heaven, a REAL angel would have used her wings to stop herself from crashing. So she couldn't be a real angel.
3. Say it was possible to fall from heaven and an angel didnt use her wings. If you knew that she had fallen, you obviously would have realized that because her face is all smashed up. She would take it as a sarcastic comment.

So, once again, I tell you: DO NOT USE THIS PICK-UP LINE!!! I'm a professional so take my advice.

Pick-Up Line Number 2

Here is the second pick-up line not to use:

Are we in an airport? 'Cause my heart just took off!

Again, to those of you who are uneducated when it comes to getting a date, you probably think this line is pretty good. And honestly, I think you must live in a cave. But since I am trying to be the voice of reason in your lives, I will lay out for you why not to use it...

1. No girl wants to be compared to an airplane!! Airplanes are bulky, noisy and boring. Girls will take this as an insult.
2. Airports are not the least bit romantic. The noise, the security, the unending lines you have to wait in, waiting for hours to get on your plane, spending hours on the plane, trying to fine your luggage....oh yeah, airports are the perfect place for a date.
3. Saying your heart just took off could mean that it ran away because the person you just saw was so dang ugly.

Well, that's it for pick up line advice today. But, just to liven it up, wanna hear the best part of the day so far??? It's gotta be walking past all the highschool guys playing beach volley ball. Whew, the temperature just shot up! And to top it off, Hailey whistled at the guys with their shirts off. Gotta say, those abs were pretty impressive *wink wink*

Signing off,

Zita

Pick-Up Line Number 1

Here is the first pick-up line not to use...

1) Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Now some of you may say, why not? It seems like a fairly decent pick-up line. Right? WRONG!!!

I have 3 fantastic reasons why not to use this line:

1. Sure, there may be love at first sight. But love at second sight??? Yeah, right. You can't force a romance. So stop trying!
2. How long is a relationship gonna last that starts just when someone walks by???? Just because someone can catch your eye when they strut by does not mean they're worth checking out!
3. I just don't like it.

So you get why not to use it now???